HOCKEY RULES

1. Don't mess around with the ref, or he'll boot you out of the game.
2. When you are about to injure somebody, try to make sure it is a clean check otherwise everybody on the other team will beat the daylights out of you and the ref will give no pity.
3. DON'T BE MEAN TO SHORT PEOPLE.
4. When someone is on a breakaway, don't trip them or else you will get a penalty and they will get a penalty shot which means they will have a higher chance of scoring.
5. Stay in your position, or you will be called for offside or two line passing.
6. I sware if you ever touch the coach of the other team, you will get a couple of bruises and probably a black eye.
7. If anyone touches your coach, you have permission to hit them so hard that you alter their DNA.
8. If someone is in the goal crease, the goalie has permission to punch them in the head with his blocker. Really! Hockey genius's say that the crease is the goalie's home, the one place where he can be safe. (With that rule he sure would be!)